First I'd like to start by saying I love Hellman's Mayonnaise (Best Foods for you West Coast folk). I have nothing but the warmest fuzzies for the fine company that produces the stuff.
If you have an hour or so to kill, check out the Hellman's Mayonnaise Homepage ...it's a great site. Hurry on back and I'll tell you the true story on how Hellman's Mayonnaise made me the cork-soaker I am today. Hang on..here we go!