Seriously, my name is Edward
William Stevenson. Some call me Ed, some Will. Briefly, I was an RH
baby. That means I was born with my mother's blood and my father's
blood type. There's a vaccine for it now, so it almost never happens.
Whatever. The result of that is a deformed eustacian tube and
auto-immune disfunction. I beacame deaf by the age of 17.
I live in Baltimore, with my cat Creature and my dog Boinkybear. I've
been with my current lover, Tom (aka Hobbit) for 13 years, in one way
or another. We're totally obsessed with each other, and will probably
be moving back in together within a year.
That is about as exciting as my life gets.
That's it.
You can leave now.
Honest. There's nothing more here.
Oh god what are they looking at??
GO! Get on with your life!
